The age-old question, that I’ve asked numerous times, with no satisfying answer -
In what universe is it EVER ok to FLUSH THE TOIDIE WHEN SOMEONE IS TAKING A SHOWER!?!?!?!?!?
Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level, and if you’re not careful, will beat you with experience!
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?
Why is abbreviate such a long word?
How do you know when cottage cheese has gone bad?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Isn’t it frightening that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance as that indestructible little black box ?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Why do people seem to read the Bible more when they are old? Are they cramming for their finals?
Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
WHY is there braille on the buttons of those drive-thru ATM machines??
How do you nail JELL-O to a wall?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Got any you want to add? I’m tired of trying to figure these out when I can’t sleep.
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I really can’t tell you what this blog is going to be about, because I have no idea! Just whatever flitters through my brain is what’ll end up here. If you get a chuckle, great! If not, oh well. :p
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